Saturday, October 3, 2009

gringo frio

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the other day i came across that rarest of all things: a blogpost to which all self-respecting blogposts aspire. and i haven't been able to get it outta my mind since.

written by an american [he's straight, but try not to hold that against him] who moved to south america in order to seek the yin/yang balance that had so eluded him in his homeland, and using gabriel garcia marquez's love in the time of cholera as his metaphor, he lays out the essential difference between the south- and north-american cultures in a way that not only had i never seen it laid out before, but that spelled out shit i had instinctively known and had been unable to articulate from the first time a warm glance from a latin guy made my dick hard.

the money quotes:

Latinos say “gringo frio” – cold gringo. They say our culture is cold. It’s a unanimous opinion. One Colombian girl, with a confused look on her face, asked me why gringos are like that.

and, a little further in,

Modern advances seen in the developed world require cold, hard intellect free of romantic delusion. Cold, calculating gringos have made some impressive societal advancements throughout history.

in other words, we make the trains run on time, and they live with passion. which, in the end, is more important?

think about that, and then read the post--and yeah, i mean the whole goddam thing. trust me, it'll be time well spent.

6 comments:

Colin said...

What an absurd idea this is, a true abortion of a post. I believe that man was probably chased out of our great republic due to legal troubles, rather than actually preferring to live down there!

You, sir, are a bigot and a militant. You embody everything that is wrong with our republic - a complete lack of decency. I suggest you embark on educating yourself in theology and geometry. You can start by having a session with Dr. Jack Drescher.

mkf said...

colin: i'll begin immediately--thank you for setting me straight.

judi said...

i wouldn't put much stock in the writings of someone who lists charlie hoehn, ryan holidy or tucker fucking max in their blogroll.

mkf said...

judi: then you're missing out--he writes a damned good blog (two, actually).

WAT said...

As a Latino I will have to agree that gringos in America are very individualistic and kind of cold, but I love white men anyway, and am currently stupidly in love with one of these frio bastards. LOL!

It's a cultural thing, and living as a bilingual Latino in the U.S. I see both worlds very clearly. Amazing how they can be both so different, but I love white and Latino in bed together. Man, it's good sex.

mkf said...

wat: you are preachin to the choir, cupcake.