would you like some dick with that therapy?

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i like to think that if dr. laura had an adam4adam account, we'd be colleagues.

 

reason #427 why mkf is beloved throughout the blogosphere

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with all that's going on in the world, there were weighty matters i was intending to address on this, the first night i've permitted myself alcohol in over a week.  but, for better or worse, i chose to warm up with a little blog-surfing first.


as for what follows, what can i say--in guttermoralityland, the opportunity for a satisfying drunk-comment trumps current events every time.

and will i be appreciated for saving this kid at least two years of expensive therapy?  hell, no--i'm just a lonely voice in the goddam wilderness, goddammit.

[for those who care, the above was provoked by this post and follow-up.]