from baja oklahoma (a favored book of my youth), dan jenkins' immortal "ten stages of drunkenness":
1. Witty and Charming
2. Rich and Powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. Fuck Dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and Charming, Part II
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof
* * * * *
back during the arab oil embargo of the '70s, i'd sit in his big, white living room and listen into the night as my dead father's brother, also an oilman--a man who bought his brother's widow a fine house and several cars, and would put all of said brother's orphans through college--waved his highball glass and regaled me with tales of, among other things, how he and his petroleum club buddies planned to put together an army of mercenaries to go in and take the saudi arabian oilfields back from those ungrateful, primitive towelheads who had so recently and unceremoniously thrown them out.
with the wisdom gained by hindsight (and lots of alcohol), i now realize he was merely at stage 7.
sorry, uncle d--if i'd been old enough to drink with you back then, maybe we'd still be speaking now.