1. the skull-bong guys
these geniuses decided it'd be cool to hit a cemetery, dig up a corpse, detach the skull and make it into a bong from which they could smoke their devil weed. i mean, how fucking cool is that?
and they were the undisputed front-runners until along came
2. the epilepsy hacker
i really, truly loved this one--guy hacks the epilepsy foundation's website, finds a support-group page and bombards it with seemingly-helpful messages which, once opened, assault the reader with strobing, flickering images designed to send said (presumably epileptic) reader into a custom-made seizure.
so it's dual winners this week (and yes, byzantine boy, a good alternate title for this post might've been "criminals i'd fuck if we were sharing a cell" if only i'd had a picture of the epilepsy hacker to know for sure).
7 comments:
That's too bad about the skull-bong guys, because they both look hot to me in a badboy jail-cell rough trade way. But....what they did, ugh. Not hot. "Bad" boys are hot, but that kind of bad definitely ain't.
P.S. JUST in case you haven't, but you probably have. Ever see the regular Mugshot Monday on the blog Famous Like Me (ugh, these blog titles)? Definite put-me-in-that-jailcell fantasies.
At first I couldn't understand what the big deal was with the skull bong dudes because my last/current pipe is skull shaped(sometimes I have this reading comprehension problem).
The epilepsy dude should be fucking shot.
the left one , no . the right one , maybe if we fixed up his bruises and shaved him he would do it for me .
They're looking on the older side though , how old are they ?
joey: i have not seen that site, but i'll definitely check it out--given a choice between mugshots of hot criminals or pics of spread-eagled naked guys, i'll take the former every time.
judi: i pretty much agree--unless, of course, he's hot.
bb: if they're old enough to have their mugshots in the paper, that's a pretty good indication they're gonna be too old for you.
Well....you ARE the Guttermorality guy, so I know you'll love Mugshot Mondays.
joey: and you were right--i did.
Post a Comment