Friday, December 21, 2012
sorry, but if this must live on in my head, it must live in yours too
so i'm sitting out on the deck havin' the first smoke of the day, perusing the day's news whilst sipping on my protein shake. distractedly taking a large swig, i bite into a blueberry the blender's blades must've missed. as a juicy, bitter taste floods my mouth, followed immediately by a hot, stinging sensation, it occurs to me that i hadn't put blueberries in my shake this morning.
so now i'm carefully studying what's left of the fuzzy, half-masticated little creature floating in the former mouthful of liquid which is now splattered all over my deck, wondering if the bite the unidentifiable, vindictive little fucker applied to my inner lip as his last act on earth will make this my last blogpost ever.
stay tuned--oh, and enjoy dinner.
Posted by mkf at 2:43 PM