god, i love this medium

there was a time, boys and girls, when mkf might've jumped through hoops like this, but that time has long passed.

as is typical when i flatly reject a boy who's used to calling the shots, it took him about three-and-a-half minutes to process his disbelief before coming back with

god, one of those.

i won't bore you with the three more back-and-forths it took me to convince him we weren't a match, but it just goes to show the power of the guttermorality indifference technique--it works even when you don't want it to.

on a lighter note, joey got back in town last night, which made me doubly glad i had hung onto my weekend virginity.

now if you'll excuse me, i gotta go floss.