presented for those among you who think i am prone to exaggeration--i swear to god, getting rid of this boy is harder'n snappin snot off a fingernail (that's a texas expression).
after months of ignoring his incessant emails and texts, and against my better judgment, i finally relented the other night, answered him, and--well, read from the bottom. i'll let you figure out whom is who.
and there you have it--a classic specimen of the genus bottomus pushyolus* if ever there was one.
if i was even slightly more of an asshole than i actually am, i'd post his picture, too, over a big "warning--cute but deadly" sign.
[and in case you're wondering: no. no, i didn't.]
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*colorful plumage designed to lure the unwary; hardy, bulletproof, impervious to insecticides, hints and downright insults in pursuit of its eternal goal. once has its prey firmly ensnared in its web, will extract every last drop of its juice, leaving nothing but a worn-out little stub.
5 comments:
Well, the only thing worse than annoying bottoms bothering you endlessly is when they stop and you have to scrounge around to find someone to play with.
On the other hand, that's probably never going to happen in LA.
The little pet wouldn't happen to be prone to nasal medicating, would she? - Not that I know anything about LA gay life 2012, or ever.
(em - Seriously, the captcha code for this comment is 'ybsemen'. Que??)
noblesavage: true--the only thing worse than them bugging you is when they stop bugging you.
ross: believe it or not, this one doesn't partake--he's actually like this without drugs.
[now, excuse me while i go and quietly contemplate the philosophical question posed by my new muse, captcha]
This post is so dead-on! LOLOL! I LOVE IT! I too should appreciate being bugged! GOOD STUFF!
wat: i'm glad you liked this one. your comments have been missed.
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