guttermorality: tempting fate

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

i was pretty happy with this purchase until i remembered my cat bought the farm about a week after i dragged home that 50-lb bag of cat chow.

Will said...: Not sure I get the connection -- unless that's the full year supply? Have fun with it, as I'm sure you will!; April 18, 2012 at 8:43 AM
mkf said...: i'm beginning to think there's nobody out there besides me who has ever laughed at anything i've written in this blog.

which would totally explain the stats.; April 19, 2012 at 3:57 AM
Will said...: Actually, I laugh frequenty because you treat subject matter like the frustrations of tricking with a light and sometimes ironic touch.; April 19, 2012 at 4:10 AM
mkf said...: thank you, will--makes me feel better ;); April 19, 2012 at 5:20 AM
noblesavage said...: I cannot believe you buy the cheap stuff.

The water based lubricants dry and get all sticky. Have you tried the silicone lubricants? It is an amazing invention. Unfortunately, it is impossible to actually clean it up or get it off you...but for its intended purpose, true perfection.

I did notice that the 70 ounce size does come with a free personal "travel" size for that man on the go -- like yourself.; April 21, 2012 at 4:16 PM
mkf said...: noblesavage: obviously you don't understand the importance of the quick rinse-off as an essential component to the successful execution of the guttermorality post-coital getaway maneuver.; April 21, 2012 at 5:28 PM

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