Thursday, September 3, 2009

pity the poor chinese

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as if urging them to save their money all these years wasn't bad enough, now their harsh, oppressive, kill-joy leaders are telling them to buy stodgy ol' gold and silver bullion. seems these poor primitives just can't let go of the idiotic old-school notion that production and wealth conservation are what make a country strong.

thank god we americans have evolved beyond such outmoded thinking, and have a cool government that encourages us to invest all our money in fun stuff like imported cars and flat-screen tv's.

2 comments:

WAT said...

You cynical bastard you.

A man after my own heart.

mkf said...

wat: thank god somebody gets it.