because, really, following a blog is all about living vicariously through its author as he traverses the ups and downs of his endlessly glamorous and fascinating life, right?
yeah, unless you come here--then, all you get is another installment of the mistake who will not die.
i'm thinking if i could figure out a way to connect with my fellow victims (because they have to be legion), maybe between us we could scrape up enough cash for the coffin and silver dildo it'd take to put this beast to rest.
a craigslist ad should do it, complete with picture and vivid description.
could i be that mean? at this point, i'm thinking yeah, i could. i'll keep you posted.
3 comments:
He is texting you at a reasonable time. If it were 2 in the morning.
On the other hand, who is all horned up on a Wednesday afternoon? Really?
noblesavage: it often is 2 in the morning. and 3 in the morning. and 5 in the morning. and 7 in the morning. trust me, the words "reasonable" and "shane" do not belong anywhere in the same sentence. this boy must be stopped.
AHAHHAHHAHAHAAA! Oh to be wanted! WHAT A BURDEN!
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