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note to self: next time you finally meet a boy you've been working for weeks and he gives you his address and you whip out your phone to update his contact info, don't let him look over your shoulder and see that he's listed as "carlos 4".
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"Carlos 4" has a nice ring to it.
Next time tell him that even though he is number 4 in your address book, he is number 1 in your heart.
He will fall for that like any romantic.
(pops out from a trapdoor in a brightly-colored wall ala Laugh-In)
"I usually use adjectives to tell my tricks apart, such as: Big Tim, Hairy Tim, 'Likes-his-feet-sucked-while-he's-getting-pounded' Tim.. Oh wait, but then again, it is kinda harder to tell us brown boys apart!'
(lets out a Jo Anne Worley-esque wail and shuts the trapdoor)
"Very interesting.. But stupid."
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