when they said you look like a 36-year-old alcoholic, i don't think they meant her

as somebody who tends to undersell himself, i've always been mystified and fascinated by the apparently bottomless capacity for self-delusion that seems to characterize so much of humanity.

latest case in point: 21-year-old lindsay lohan's apparent belief that she is the rightful successor to marilyn monroe--and her decision to communicate that belief to the world by recreating monroe's last photo-shoot.

i mean, talk about the answer to a question that nobody asked:






go here to see the train wreck in its entirety.