fuck you, chip

.

the cartoon you sent me couldn't be any more off the mark, because as any fool could plainly tellya

• my chair is infinitely more stylish
• i keep my secondary laptop to my left
• i'm not nearly that fat
• my tv is way across the room
• my cat is long gone
• my faggot ass wouldn't be caught dead blogging in a wifebeater

i could keep going, but you get the point, right?

right?