Sunday, March 29, 2009

sandy and i are obviously soulmates

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i've never been much of a letterman fan--there's something about the guy raises my hackles.

so i rarely watch him--unless, of course, i happen to be flipping by and he's got animals on--then i'm totally there, because his craven, irrational terror of animals is always fun to watch.

tonight my drunken synapses, casting randomly about for some warm memory from my past to latch onto, found a hit. i immediately went to youtube, searched for "letterman" and "monkey in a dress," and lo and behold, there it was.

if the following clip doesn't reduce you to helpless fits of laughter, then either you and i are not soulmates, or you need another drink.

4 comments:

judi said...

random questions: why are gay bars so much more fun than 'regular' bars?

why do cocksucker shots (from the hot, mostly nekkid shot boy at said gay bar) sound/taste so good going down but kill you the next morning?

judi (again) said...

yes, i laughed my ass off...my hungover, nasty, penis-cake eating ass off.

LMB said...

Back in my hazy salad days working in studios in Hollywood attempting to break into film as the next big thing I was explained the 20 Sure Fire Ratings Rules - ol' Letterman and others always pull out Sure Fire Ratings #15: Cute Animals. We can never get enough, huh? Monkeys are always entertaining, no?

mkf said...

judi: in answer to your question (and based not only on this question but everything else i know about you), you are obviously a gay man trying frantically to claw his way outta a hapless straight woman's body. and good luck with that.

luis: did you even watch this all the way through? fuck cute animals--this was all about a grown man who delights in creating discomfort in others being reduced to quaking, abject fear by a tiny monkey in a dress--that's what makes this clip so goddam funny.